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what i ate

Thursday, July 18, 2002

"I think - therefore I'm single."

24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner."

posted by Bernie # 11:54 PM

THEN I ATE THE BOWL

posted by Bernie # 1:39 PM

Wednesday, July 17, 2002

verbal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on
THINK ABOUT IT

posted by Bernie # 7:38 PM

Monday, July 15, 2002

it's annoying when bugs fly in your nose and then when you blow your nose there're bugs in your boogers

posted by Bernie # 11:15 PM

haha...i was eating vietnamese noodles yesterday and this kid at the next table just started SCREAMING...i mean i've heard crying kids but this one was like wow...the kid screamed so much that he threw up...i ALMOST lost my appetite

posted by Bernie # 12:42 PM

Sunday, July 14, 2002

morning = had some chips. had a homemade strawberry milkshake.
threw up.
afternoon = nothing
evening = handful of puffy cheetos. seven up.
later in the evening = nutella sandwich. chips. water.
more water.

yum.

NOW, imagine me singing to a congregation of a thousand or so after throwing up and before my cheetos!

posted by cs # 11:13 PM

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